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CHEESE
AND TOMATO SANDWICH by Rosemary Dun
Tom
snapped shut the lid of his Tupperware container. Inside was his
cheese and tomato sandwich. Tom made the same sandwich the same way
every day of his working week. The cheese was cut from the 12oz
piece he’d buy on Saturdays from Mr. Burchill the butcher, who
had a small but fresh delicatessen counter. As a rule, Tom bought
mild cheddar because the mature had a tendency to crumble when cut
with his very sharp Prestige knife. For his sandwich he would place
three slices of cheese on ready-sliced wholemeal bread buttered right
up to the edges with Flora margarine (less cholesterol). Next, he
would thinly slice a tomato into six pieces. The tomatoes had to be
of the right size and the right firmness. Mrs. Fletcher, the
greengrocer’s wife never minded when he took his time and
checked each one (five in all – one for each day of the working
week). And, it had to be six slices of tomato he cut, as the end
slices never would lie flat, so he’d throw them away (even
though Mother would be furious if she caught him and would go on
about all those starving children in Africa). Next, he’d place
the remaining four slices of tomato onto each quarter of the
sandwich, and then cut the sandwich into four. (And, tomatoes have
the added bonus of keeping sandwiches good and fresh, Mother would
say).
“Wouldn’t
you Mother?”
Mother
wasn’t looking good today. She sat propped up on their sofa,
which Tom had covered with thick but clear plastic so’s to keep
it nice and clean.
Mother
would be most upset if she realised how sloppy she’d become,
thought Tom. Oh well, can’t have everything in life. He
tutted, then did a quick once round with the Glade Alpine Fresh
airspray.
“That’s
better,” he said, then went out, quietly closing the door
behind him. Because Mother, more often than not, would call out –
“Don’t slam that door Tom!” – and old habits
die hard, he thought, as he walked down the hallway, noting with
pleasure, how gleaming the polish was on his shoes.
That
night, Tom laid his plate on the table ready for his solitary
microwaved jacket potato. He’d previously mashed up a tin of
tuna with Helman’s Mayonnaise, for placing inside said potato.
A good choice, as any tuna mix that he didn’t use that evening
would keep well in the refrigerator, and could be eaten the next day.
After
the microwave pinged, he finished preparing his supper, then sat down
to eat.
“Mr.
Wilson said ‘Good Morning’ to me in the office today,
Mother,” he said.
Mother
didn’t answer. But then she wouldn’t, would she? he
thought.
Tom
frowned as he brushed a big fly from his plate.
Now
he’d have to get the fly spray, kill the fly, throw away his
meal, and start again. He frowned. It was such a nuisance.
He
decided to swat the fly as, although large, it seemed quite drowsy.
He took the local freepaper, rolled it up and swatted the insect
against the window. Eugh. He nearly threw up. The fly had burst,
disgorging its vile green innards and creating an ugly smear on
windows which Tom had only cleaned the other day with vinegar, water,
and some newspaper saved from a previous week.
“Vinegar
and water works best,” according to Mother. And she was right,
of course.
Tom
got out his yellow Marigold gloves, a J-cloth, and Dettox, which he
sprayed everywhere the fly had been. He swept up the insect’s
remains into Mother’s dustpan, then popped them in the swing
top bin, along with the soiled rolled-up newspaper. Having
completely wiped and thus disinfected all which the fly had touched,
Tom returned the Dettox to under the sink, and next consigned the
gloves and cloth to the bin too.
“Disgusting,”
he said, glancing over at Mother, who was definitely more slouched this evening. Her
face, underneath the clingfilm – which totally wrapped her from
head to foot – appeared to be sliding downwards as if Mother
were liquifying under the tautly stretched, and clear, plastic skin.
(Which, I suppose, must be what is actually happening, thought Tom.)
“Mother,”
he said disapprovingly.
And
he didn’t much like that black greeny yellow colour she was
turning. It reminded him too much of that squashed fly.
“Really,
Mother,” he tut-tutted.
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